Winter’s Coming

Watch out for those teeth ….
If the latest pictures coming out of the Midwest are any indication, I think we could see a move toward a more liberal electorate in the next election.
I’ve spent a good part of my life on the godless island of Manhattan, and I know New Yorkers tend to be a little more tolerant of alternate lifestyles than other parts of the country.
But I have to admit I was absolutely shocked to see that there’s some sort of grizzly bukkake fest going on in the Midwest.
Don’t even try to get a flight out there. I already called and they’ve all been delayed or canceled by some kind of conservative Republican backlash.
I think the kinky scene with Abe Lincoln was the last straw.
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Four-scored …
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Dude. I didn’t even know he was bi-curious.
Those Midwesterners will surprise you sometimes.






December 11th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
Somehow, I found that post rather arousing … I’m in the middle of the midwest ice storm, just hadn’t looked at it in quite that way.
December 12th, 2007 at 11:16 am
You know what they say, “When an ice-storm is inevitable, just lay back and enjoy it….”
January 4th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
I just want you to know, that at this moment in time (1/4/08, 4:54 p.m., NY time) that this post is the #1 search engine result for the string of words: “grizzly bukkake fest.”
Revel in this distinction!