The Friday Six — Crash and Burn Edition
I Love New York
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
After spending many years in a world of power and glitz where favor-seekers and hangers-on catered to his every whim, one of the country’s most influential men was caught up in a common, every day act that threatened both his financial well-being and his career.
That’s right. Michael Jackson was forced to refinance Neverland Ranch.
That Spitzer dude had kind of a rough week, too.
But, what the heck — life goes on. Am I right, Eliot?
Or perhaps that question should be addressed to Ms. Spitzer…that is, if anyone could talk her into letting go of Eliot’s balls long enough to stop by and check out The Friday Six.
I feel confident the Friday Six would brighten up her week. Of course, just about anything would at this point.
But the Friday Six is really for the rest of us who don’t have all the problems associated with multi-thousand dollar hookers.
The Friday Six. It’s a seven-diamond collection of websites, videos and sexual peccadilloes that made us laugh this past week.
Nothing fancy and no alliteration … well, maybe we’ll let “pretty and petite” slide for just this week.
Let’s start off with lunch. 15 Minute Lunch, to be exact. Because there’s something to be said for being “the internet’s de facto go-to guy for butt-plug advice.” Thanks, Google!
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You can experience multiple humorgasms on the whole Spitzer affair at Bizlevity and News As Gossip. (You know you’ve always wanted to get it on with two humor columns at the same time.)
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Crummy Church Signs is consistently fun and funny. I have to confess, I regularly enjoy it.
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If you Google “Special Kind of Stupid,” the number one result is Kev’s website, not Eliot Spitzer. That’s quality humor, my friends.
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Shecky Magazine co-founder (and long-time personal favorite comedian of mine) Traci Skene explains why Eliot Spitzer shouldn’t get the Slipper Genie for his wife. Let’s keep this between us.
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Andy Borowitz weighs in on the week’s other news-making political nitwit, Geraldine Ferraro in his March 14th edition of The Borowitz Report.
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And, as my father once said, “Remember to think with your big head.”
Have a great weekend, everybody.
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March 14th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Man, you’re running out of banner space at the bottom of your posts.
March 15th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
I’m confident this won’t be the last time my name and Eliot Spitzer’s are listed in the same sentence.
March 17th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
@diesel
I think there is some blogging vortex you get sucked into when the banner space goes beyond a 50-50 ratio with the post.
@kev
Was kinda hoping you might know Kirsten and we could work that in somehow.