Only 12 More Friday Sixes Before Tenno Tanjobi
What’s all the excitement about? ….
Nan dai yo?! The malls are packed and there are only nine more shopping days before Tenno Tanjobi.
That means only 12 more Friday Six entries before they celebrate the Emperor’s Birthday over in Japan.
With the way the U.S. dollar is trading, it may not be long before the Tenno Tanjobi replaces Christmas.
Or was there some other famous figure born around this time of year?
My prediction: Tenno Tanjobi will never catch on over here in the States. T-Squared sounds like a kinky sex act, not a major retail holiday.
You can celebrate the Twelve Entries of the Friday Six Before Christmas and not have to worry about any embarrassing alliteration.
But only if you’ve been naughty this year ….
How funny is Pointless Banter? Funny enough to make you start reading Parade Magazine.
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I already got myself something for the holidays: a whole bunch of laughs from Suzy over at Hollywood WHCTD.
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Because when something’s funny and you have an excuse to post a picture of Jessica Alba, you should always take it. Thanks, What Would Tyler Durden Do?
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My New Year’s Resolution is to spend an entire day just reading Fark headlines and stories. This classic from earlier this week: “Scientist who claimed blacks are less intelligent than whites seems to have some black genes of his own. Ebony, meet irony.”
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If you don’t read the NYPost, you’re not a real New Yorker. Plus, you miss awesome headlines like the recent one about Ike Turner.
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When you combine Julius Sharpe and Mormons, you’re bound to get “funny.”
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Have a great weekend, everyone. And don’t panic. You can always shop next weekend….
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