Chicken Soup for the Hooker’s Soul
Oh, the places you’ll go ….
Today’s heartwarming story about bonding with your kids comes from Schenectady, New York.
If you don’t live in the Northeast, about the only way you may have heard of Schenectady is from a rhyme in the Dr. Seuss book, I Can Read With My Eyes Shut.
With apologies to Dr. Seuss, the title of the following video should be I Want to Watch this Video with My Eyes Shut and the Sound Turned Off.
Don’t get me wrong, both the book and the video are about educating your child. It’s just that Wendy Cook has a little bit of a different view of how to raise children than, oh, … say, about 99.9999% of the population.
I’m going to take a wild stab in the dark and say that most of us wouldn’t condone breastfeeding our child while snorting cocaine off the baby’s stomach. And I don’t care what your views on breastfeeding are.
I do not like her, Sam I Am
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Perhaps the only people creepier than Wendy (who, in addition to snorting coke off her 8-week-old, had sex with “clients” while her 5-year-old daughter was in the back seat) are the guys who paid to have sex with her.
I know that oral sex usually doesn’t come with a money-back guarantee but, dude, have a little self-respect. When you see the kid in the back seat of the car, forget the five bucks and just walk away.
You’ll have a story to tell for the rest of your life and at least a microscopic shred of dignity left.
If Britney Spears had her kids taken away so they could go live with Kevin Federline, what’s the judge going to do to Wendy Cook? Put her in a rocket and exile her to another planet?
All of a sudden, all the crazy issues I have with my parents don’t seem so bad after all…
humor, Schenectady, hooker, snorting coke off a baby, Wendy Cook, Dr. Seuss, green eggs and ham, sex in a car, breastfeeding baby while snorting coke,
October 4th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Wow, and I thought I was evil.
October 4th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Well, that is quite disturbing! Not that I have anything against oral sex, I’d just prefer not to pay for it in the first place, and there was a 5-year old audience member, I’d pass … God gave me hands for a reason. Jeez, both that chick and the guys who paid are all sickos.
October 5th, 2007 at 10:09 am
Doug:
I agree with you. Hard to imagine being that horny (and lacking that much creativity and imagination) that you’d have to resort to something like this.
Grundir:
Don’t be so hard on yourself. Stamping out memes is doing the Lord’s work.
Random other thought… I’d hate to be on the Schenectady Chamber of Commerce right about now - they’ve got their work cut out for them.
November 11th, 2007 at 9:56 pm
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