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How many of you men and women out there can say that you had a teacher, in either middle or high school, that was h-o-t, hot!

There were a ton of boys at my middle school that would talk about the “hot English teacher.” She was very young, fresh out of college, and very beautiful. I wondered several times why she would choose a profession that didn’t display her beauty. I thought she could have been a model. The girls would get jealous when the boys didn’t pay them any attention during English class, and they would try very hard to point out the few flaws that our “hot English teacher” did have.

Adolescence is a horrible and wonderful time! I’m sure that our “hot English teacher” knew what was going on, and she used the boys’ interest in her to engage them in the subject. Looking back, it was quite brilliant of her! There was a clear line drawn though; it was comprised of the teacher’s professional attitude, the picture of her very mature boyfriend on her desk, and the boys’ lack of confidence in the ability of their pimply faces to win her over.

Well, there are five boys in Clinton, South Carolina that crossed that line, or rather the 23-year old teacher did.

Allenna Williams Ward, a middle school teacher in Clinton, South Carolina was recently arrested for having sex with five, yes five, of her students! She did it with 14 and 15-year old boys at motels, a park, and even at their school! Now that’s bold, or is it just flippin’ crazy!?

Yeah, I’m voting for crazy! Allenna didn’t look that hot to me in her mug shot, but how hot does a 23-year authority figure really have to be to take advantage of hormonal adolescent boys? Not very, I would imagine! This is what makes me so mad! The boys are probably embarrassed right now, but secretly getting high-fives from their friends.

I actually think that there will be more trauma caused to the boys by the publicity of all of this, than by the actual sexual acts. And while I can find some humor in this story, I do think that this teacher should be put away for a long time! Right now she is charged with criminal sexual conduct with a minor, and six counts of lewd acts on a minor. Well, it’s time her to be taken advantage of by a cell-mate named Big Bertha! Have fund Miss Ward!