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Rank Group, PLC recently completed the sale of the Hard Rock Cafe chain to the Seminole Indian tribe of Florida for E$725 million or US$965 million or BeaverPelt2.7 trillion.
Collectors are already lining up to order the latest T-shirt: Hard Rock Cafe - Little Big Horn
The new owners are expected to add some new menu items while still keeping the chain restaurant feel. New menu items include Cherry-kee Cheesecake, Last of the Mochaccinos and Custard’s Last Flan.
The tribe doesn’t plan any major changes to the restaurants but has said they will no longer accept walk-in business. You need to have a reservation.
Former U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan is a new fixture on the paid speaking circuit. In commenting on his tenure at the U.N. Annan stated the five principles he considered essential: collective responsibility, global solidarity, rule of law, mutual accountability and substantial under the table payments to close friends and relatives.
The outgoing Secretary General said he enjoys spending time with his family and plans to continue to be ineffectual and irrelevant.
A new study reports “male seals are reaping the benefits of climate change by having more sex.”
Scientists also noted a 67% increase in headaches among female seals and a growing sense of exasperation in dealing with more frequent requests to “do that thing where you balance my balls on your nose.”
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