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Kids, Don’t Try This At Home

by Mark Jabo

Um, actually … don’t try this anywhere.

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$3.9 million in cosmetic surgery doesn’t buy what it used to…

Believe it or not, the story is more scary than the picture.

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2 Responses to “ Kids, Don’t Try This At Home

  1. Shelly Says:

    Then if she divorced him and now he is dead, why doesn’t she get plastic surgery to look more like a human. Sheesh!

  2. Mark Says:

    Um, can you get sick out of a keyboard? m.

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