Get Incensed

3 Responses to “Get Your Last Licks In”

1. Qelqoth Says:
   February 26th, 2008 at 7:29 pm

   I was going to say something but got ever so slightly distracted by breasts. Big, creamy breasts. I’m sure you said something too. Damned if I can remember what it was though. Oh god, those breasts are good…

   …oh yeah. Just letting you know that your month of free ad space expired. So uh, if you want it back, you’ll have to pay. Or win another of those caption contests. If I can be bothered, that is. I’m a bit pre-occupied at the moment…hubbadahubbadahubba…

2. Christopher Says:
   March 5th, 2008 at 3:45 am

   So…once again, beautiful women of the world simply have to stand in front of us all to earn a living….and, of course, the “legions” of “fans that will never get this bimbo in the sack keep on dreaming…

   The real story here is hidden….and Im not talking about her map o’Tassie either…

   I’m talking about the “hidden” things she had to do to get this far, and the people that actually care about the fact that she may well have any talent that not associated with her ass….

   Yep….if she takes her clothes off, WE all suddenly lose interest….sorry fact….so the Hidden side of this latest in a long line of sex objects will forever remain hidden…..And good job too.

   Oh well….at least shes not a bloody feminist/vegetarian/closet power social climber…or is she?

   And then again, who really cares?….a TROPHY for the man thats got to put up with her attempts at appearing “intellectualy endowed”…poor bugger…ones like this get the hard sell, the quick screw, and the unceremonious VOOM…like a rat out of an aqueduct….!

   I think this subject /object has been LICKED..figuratively speaking…..

3. Christopher Says:
   March 5th, 2008 at 4:29 am

   APPLICATION FOR A LIFETIME WITH WINNIE

   My Swiss Bank Account Details Are……..

   My Gold American Express Card No. is…..

   My Bugatti Vayron was purchaced at…….

   My Membership in the National League of Vegetarians is still current yes/no

   I am kind to animals yes/no

   My mansion has …..number of rooms

   Elton John has issued a personal invitation to one of his parteis yes/no

   I have never been “involved” in a serious fashion with any other woman on earth…yes/no

   My PHD in cardiovascular surgery was issued…date…..

   My involvement in the pornographic industry was strictly as an observer…yes/no

   My affiliation with the Ivy League “Phi-Kapa-Epsilon’s” is still current…yes/no

   Marina Oswald, David Ferrie, and Clay Shaw were all innocent of the accusations laid against them….yes/no

   I fervently promise to indulge in intellectual coversations with Winnie…yes/no

   signed …dated….SCHWING…

Leave a Reply

About Get Incensed

Get Incensed is your twice daily dose (100% of the recommended daily intake) of rantings from people who believe that, if you get up in the morning and can't find something to be outraged about, you should go back to sleep. Or cut back on your Prozac.

Get Incensed Author(s)
    » Mark-Jabo