Friday Six Pre-Holiday Mix

Underachiever …
This week’s Friday Six is an exercise in time management. I’m late for a plane but I wanted you to know that I take my responsibility to my readers seriously.
I also wanted you to know I overslept.
So, this week’s Friday Six is short on original and witty repartee from your host and long on laughs from other invited guests.
Think of it as a preview of Thanksgiving.
Have a great weekend, everyone.
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Man: “Isn’t this funny?”
And it’s touch-and-go as to whether I’ll be out of the doghouse in time for Thanksgiving, thanks to Diesel over at Mattress Police.
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I think some sort of super nerd vortex is created at halftime when a marching band has a tribute to classic video games. I only recognized all of the tunes.
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Overheard in New York’s latest spin-off brings us wisdom from everywhere else.
Girl: Think about it — when a Sesame Street character gives a BJ, not only are you getting oral, but you’re getting a hand-job, too.
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Is Ian Gurwitz addressing the issues or is he ganging up on the Statue of Liberty just ’cause she’s a woman? You decide.
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One of the really funny guys on the New York comedy scene is also one of the nicest. And vice-versa.
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It’s good to have a Reasonable Ego. Sinister Dan watches the Sunday morning news shows so that you can sleep off your hangover.
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