Friday Six Pipers Piping
My people.
What? He’s a gay Polish plumber …
Countdown to the influx of plumbing or gay porn Google searches that bring up this blog because of the title begins in three … two … one ….
Having “influx” in the first line prolly won’t hurt, either.
Unless … oh, never mind.
Excuse me, I’ll be over here adding “SEO Genius” to my business card.
Before anyone gets their L-joint (or their G, B or T-joint) all bent out of shape, let me just say that I welcome all people to this website, regardless of their sexual orientation.
And that includes radical religious heterosexuals.
Welcome. We won’t judge you on your “alternative lifestyle” of humorless paranoia. You’re encouraged to join in the fun.
Just to get you new guys up to speed, here’s the (212) 555-1212 on our regular Friday feature:
Every Friday we bring you an orgy of multiple websites, videos or sex toys from our travels that made us laugh that week. I’m talking about hot, wild, sweaty, toe-curling, sheet-clutching, headboard-rattling, laughter. Laughter that surges and throbs deep inside you until you feel like you’re going to explode in a sensual, liquid pool of comedic pleasure…
Give me a minute to clean up ….
The only thing we won’t tolerate in this post is the alliteration of a “Friday Five.”
‘Cause, let’s face it, that’s just sick.
Improv Everywhere takes on Abercrombie and Fitch in this undercover video prank. There’s a whole page of time wasting goodness at IE’s YouTube site.
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This Best of Craigslist article shows all you wannabe Romeos how to pick-up a pregnant lady. Smoove.
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Crummy Church Signs shows you we can all practice religious tolerance … and have a good time doing it.
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Will McKinley has some advice on a gift you should avoid giving this year. Surprisingly, it’s got nothing to do with China and lead-based paint.
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Great minds think alike. Suzy over at Hollywood WHCTD also has some gift-giving advice.
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A Daniel Tosh CD makes a great holiday gift.
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Have a great weekend, everyone … whatever you decide to do behind closed doors.
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