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Cellphones Cause Brain Damage

by Mark Jabo

Nothing pisses me off more than getting stuck at a restaurant next to some Entourage-wannabe with one of those Star Trek cell phone earpieces while he discusses the particulars of the latest deal he’s trying to close.

Like whether he’s going to be able to get his “client” to spring for the Hummer with the extra chrome package or whether he’s going to be able to nail the new office temp.

As Peggy Noonan noted, “Cellphones are wonderful, but they empower the obnoxious and amplify the ignorant.”

Having said that, if you’re as committed to your cell phone as this guy, I’m willing to cut you a little slack. At least he’s trying to be original ….

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Can you hear me, now?

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Posted in General on August 6th, 2007

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  1. atomicgirl Says:
    August 7th, 2007 at 7:48 pm

    there are pretty obnoxious mobile phone users. i just hope all owners should learn etiquette when it comes to using their gadgets especially in public places.

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