Blogsport!
“…You must earn it…”
In a shadowy and brutal world, the ultimate contest is taking place to determine who will blog … and who else will blog.
No quarter is asked. None is given.
There is no mercy. And there are no rules…
Well, wait … actually, there are some rules …
But only one can win Project Blog (now being held over at BCS Frenzy).
The brainstorm of the mysteriously exotic Allison Boyer (I’ll bet she’s one of those people who can arch one eyebrow), Project Blog was created to be the most grueling test of blogging skills ever devised. Blogging gladiators must compete in a no-links-barred battle to the end.
Only five remain standing sitting at their laptops.
Among them, one lonely warrior will risk it all for love, honor, vengeance, and a javascript widget to go mano-a-womeno with some of the most skilled bloggers currently blogging in the, um… blogging blogosphere.
If you watch closely (and drink enough Pinot Noir) you can see the contestants emerge from behind the artificially-created fog…
There’s Kate. Experienced, ruthless ruthful (see comments) and crafty. Her uncanny insight and willingness to tell critics to get stuffed make her one of the favorites to survive.
From out of the shadows… it’s Winnie. Master of the deadly View Jitsu, which enables her to constantly adopt different styles depending on the Nielsen ratings. Her legions of fans will not be denied.
It used to be if you were from Boston, you’d never win anything. Then, all of a sudden, the Red Sox, Patriots, and Jodie were all champions at their respective sports. Jodie has more graduate degrees than the entire Celtics organization and will use her knowledge to slam-dunk her competitors. (Especially the ones who use lame extended sports metaphors…)
Do not be fooled by the many different costumes of Sally. Like one of the classic Bond villains, she is strong, wily and fashion-conscious. Best of all, she doesn’t have one of those goofy 007 names like Lotta Hooters or I. Wanda Sleepvityu.
Stay tuned to BCS Frenzy for this week’s contest, prizes and mixed martial arts competition.
It’s gonna be more laughs than a Jean-Claude Van Damme film festival.
January 9th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Wham Bam, thank you Van Damme!
Sorry.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
It sooo needed to be said, I’m glad it was handled by a professional.
January 10th, 2008 at 12:16 am
Ok, Christmas was last month and the kids and I cut and pasted a multitude of angels, so understand the crafty bit, but RUTHLESS? Mark, that’s going too far. Sure, she went by her middle name, but I had a student named Ruth, I have a colleague named Ruth and we have a delightful family friend named Ruth. I’d say mine has been a very RUTHFUL existence.
January 11th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
[...] has become more than sport. It’s a virtual contact sport. Mark at Get Incensed called me ruthless and crafty. I’m thinking of setting Mark up with my friend Solomother. I know she’s very popular, [...]
September 10th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Blood sport is the greatest movie of it’s times. Because of the movies like that, people started to get involved in sport, martia arts…
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