Get Incensed

It’s all fun and games until someone gets pregnant…

It seems like everyone in Hollywood is having kids these days.

Sure, I could get all critical here and suggest we get a judge to issue a restraining order that prohibits Britney Spears from getting pregnant. I think it’s pretty obvious the chances of her kids turning out to be productive members of society are about the same as her chances of getting tenure at Harvard.

But, I’m not going to do that because I believe people should be free to make their own choices and also because I got great odds on a bet at least one of the Spears’ kids will have a tattoo or a juvenile record before they’re out of elementary school.

As long as we’re on the subject, there’s another group that’s having a fertility explosion…

Some of our favorite blogs and websites have all had unsafe sex and are now having to deal with the consequences of their actions in the form of new blogs or websites.

I thought this kind of creative outburst deserved its own post.

So here are the proud parents and latest offspring of some of our favorite sites:

GET INCENSED => BIZLEVITY
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Get Incensed has a new sister blog, Bizlevity. Bizlevity is a hot-looking new blog. It’s so hot it’s going to take all the self-discipline I can muster not to sleep with it. I probably will anyway because Bizlevity is really more like a step-daughter and I’m a Woody Allen fan.

Bizlevity is a business news satire blog. Kind of like the devil spawn of The Wall Street Journal and The Daily Show. It’s a collaborative effort between Mark Jabo and the ridiculously talented and funny Sarit Catz.

Will this blog grow up to be famous? I don’t know. All Sarit and I really cared was that it was healthy.

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HUMOR-BLOGS => CLAY PIGEON
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It’s no secret that we’re big fans of Rob “Diesel” Kroese over at Humor-Blogs. If you haven’t already gotten Diesel’s book, Antisocial Commentary: From the Secret Files of the Mattress Police, you haven’t been laughing nearly as much as you should.

Diesel’s humor genealogy reads like the Book of Genesis. In the beginning was Diesel. Diesel begat Mattress Police and Mattress Police begat Humor-Blogs. And Humor-Blogs begat Clay Pigeon.

And it was all good.

Heck, it was all fantastic. Clay Pigeon is a “weekly magazine of humor and absurdity.”Clay Pigeon is like Humor-Blogs on steroids … but without all the boring Congressional testimony or bikini pictures of Roger Clemens’ wife.

Clay Pigeon is from a non-traditional household and, like Anna-Nicole Smith’s baby, there are a whole bunch of people who are claiming to be the father. You can see the results of the paternity test here.

Trust me, if your kid was a website, you’d want him or her to grow up to be as funny as Clay Pigeon.

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GAMING TODAY => G4M3R WEBLOG
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Gamers reproduce?! Who knew? Hahahaha. We kid because we love….

Seriously, as a closet game fiend (I play in the closet so my girlfriend doesn’t find out) I rely on sites like Gamer Today for news and updates from the virtual world because who the hell can deal with reality 24/7?

Gamer Today news editor and steely-eyed bon vivant William D. Snizek has a new blog, G4M3R Weblog.

G4M3R Weblog is William’s personal blog where he posts gaming news, videos, pictures and his personal thoughts. If you have intimacy issues, you may want to just go with the first three.

Contrary to what you might think, the blog wasn’t named after a quadratic equation. It’s a scrappy blog and I can guarantee you the cool kids won’t be picking on it like they will to Kal El Cage or Apple Paltrow.

So, there you have it. Stop by and check out all the new websites and their proud parents.

Everyone’s registered at Tiffany’s for baby gifts … but you shouldn’t feel like you have to get any of us anything.

Just having your readership is enough.

No, really. It is.

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Awarded to us by The Cult of Qelqoth

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