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Paris Hilton’s latest prison break plan involves clever use of a look-alike imposter …
I cannot believe the amount of breath, ink and bandwidth that has been wasted on covering Paris Hilton. Not just this past week, but ever.
So, I’ve instituted a new policy here at GI: I refuse to post any original content on Paris Hilton because it’s like adding trash to an already full garbage barge.
Let this ship sail already and let’s start trashing someone else.
That doesn’t mean I won’t link to some of the funnier stuff…
From WWTDD:
On Paris Hilton telling Barbara Walters that she’s become more spiritual and would like do work for a multiple sclerosis charity:
People don’t generally stop being spoiled whores overnight, so I’ll believe this transformation when I see it … Paris is a genuine retard, and she has no idea what the hell she’s talking about. I guarantee she gets on stage to lecture about multiple sclerosis and just talks about her vision of a world where people only have one sclerosis.
On Paris’ supporters (as shown in the picture):
If you’re one of the ones defending Paris Hilton, congratulations, because these are your contemporaries. They include that women on the right, who either has an ass in the front or who can turn her head around 180 degrees.
Can we puh-leeze talk about something else now…
Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton, aaaaggghhh
June 12th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
The only GOOD thing that has come out of Paris Hilton’s presence on this planet, was the new youtube video, Titled: PARIS IN JAIL: The Music Video.
June 12th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
[...] 12th, 2007 by Mark Jabo Jon Stewart and The Daily Show aren’t covering the Paris Hilton story either [...]