Rapid Fire News Briefs

That’s Vlad I Like About You
New evidence was discovered in the case of the Russian dissident who was radioactively poisoned in a London sushi restaurant. Police uncovered the man’s Zagat survey form where he complained about the restaurant’s “lack of ambiance” and warned diners to “stay away from the Polonium-210 Roll.”
Russian President Vladimir Putin maintained that there is no evidence that Alexander Litvinenko died a “violent death.” He repeated his call for all Russians to get an annual radioactive flu shot and not to disagree with him in order to prevent further deaths.

Fingertips, Pt. 2
A Federal judge ruled recently that the government discriminates against blind people by printing money that all feels the same and ordered the U.S. Treasury to design bills that could be distinguished by feel.
Next week the judge is expected to rule on the landmark Stevie Wonder v. Playboy case.

Headline: Snake king Ali Khan dies from cobra bite.
Follow up story: Internet death pool announces lowest ever payout





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